Heavy Metal Guy

Heavy Metal Guy:

life is metal! he’s just waiting for everyone else to catch on. it doesn’t matter how ordinary the day or how innocuous the setting – if you suddenly hear the loud throb of heavy metal music.. look out. here comes heavy metal guy! with guitars blasting, fireworks and flames, our hero explodes onto the scene. heavy metal guy – he’s living the life of a rock star every day.

They call me the “heavy metal guy” at my job but I can’t sing like Robbie Von Blitzkrieg!